Terms & Conditions

Legal stuff, but with less yawn and more yay.

By using PourChoices.shop, you agree not to:

Abuse the site (no hacking, scraping, or robot takeovers)
Steal our words, artwork, logo, or Bizi (he’s copyrighted, caffeinated, and watching)
Sue us because your cat knocked over your coffee

We reserve the right to update these terms, cancel orders, or dance like no one’s watching. If anything major changes, we’ll let you know.

Drink responsibly, sip joyfully.

Our statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. (We tried. They were busy.)
Our products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Some items may be processed in facilities that also handle nuts, dairy, soy, or gluten.
Please brew carefully. Hot water is hot. (Ask Bizi about his third-degree tentacle burn.)

Accessibility Statement

We want every human (and octopus) to enjoy our site.

We’re working to make PourChoices.shop accessible and inclusive. If you run into any issues, screen reader hiccups, weird layouts, or confusing forms, email us at support@pourchoices.shop and we’ll do our best to fix it quickly.

Terms of Service

Welcome to PourChoices.shop. We serve up cheeky caffeine, cozy tea, and questionable puns.

By using our site, placing an order, or interacting with our brand in any way, you agree to the following terms. If you do not agree, please close the tab and go sip something soothing instead.

1. Using Our Site

When you visit or shop here, you agree not to:
- Break any laws
- Use our site for anything shady or harmful
- Hack, interfere with, or damage our systems
- Steal our words, artwork, branding, or Bizi the Octopus
We reserve the right to block users, cancel orders, or restrict access if we see suspicious or harmful activity.

2. Intellectual Property

Everything on this site belongs to Pour Choices LLC or the artists and vendors we work with. This includes logos, product names, designs, mascot illustrations, photos, descriptions, and more. You may not use, copy, reproduce, or resell any content from this site without our written permission. Bizi appreciates your admiration, but he is not for sharing.

3. Products and Availability

We do our best to keep everything accurate, but:
- Prices, inventory, and descriptions may change at any time
- Colors may look different depending on your screen
- Items may sell out or be discontinued without notice
We may limit quantities or cancel any order for any reason, especially if we suspect fraud or misuse.

4. Order Acceptance

After you place an order, we will send a confirmation email. This means we received your order, but it does not guarantee acceptance. We may cancel or decline any order before it ships if there is an error, stock issue, or other concern.

5. Third-Party Services

Pour Choices uses trusted partners like WooCommerce, Printify, Stripe, and others to process orders and run the shop. By placing an order, you also agree to their policies and terms. They help make your coffee and merch dreams come true behind the scenes.

6. Shipping and Returns

Please check our separate Shipping Policy and Returns Policy for full details. In short:
- We are not responsible for delays or damage once a package has shipped
- We will do our best to fix any errors or product issues on our end
- Coffee and tea are not returnable unless defective or damaged

7. Limitation of Liability

Pour Choices LLC is not responsible for any indirect, incidental, or special damages related to your use of this site or our products. This includes, for example, spilled coffee on your laptop or a mug that offended your boss. Our maximum liability is limited to the amount you paid us for your order.

8. Disputes

If a disagreement arises that we cannot resolve over email and coffee, it will be handled under the laws and jurisdiction of the State of Washington. We always prefer friendly solutions but are prepared for the legal route if necessary.

9. Updates to These Terms

We may change these terms at any time. If we do, we will post the updated version here. By continuing to use the site after any updates, you are agreeing to the latest version, whether you read it or not. But hey, thanks for reading this far.

Questions or concerns?

Email us at support@pourchoices.shop. Bizi the Octopus is our first line of defense and he takes inbox duty very seriously.